Heybabeimwearingurpanties
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
It's just like the Real World with babies
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
I woke up in nothing but a shower cap and your sparkling coke straw snorter thing inbetween my toes. Explain.
Oh my fucking god how fucking embarrassing never again will I mix drugs at a family barbecue
Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
LOL he's a hopeless romantic now? 🤔 I'd say giving him a bj in a freakin softball dugout isn't the most romantic thing but it still happened
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
I just got to my parents hungover as hell. My dad could tell and said "theres only one cure for a hangover" and handed me a beer. This morning went from a 0 to 10 in an instant.
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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