I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
This is the prime rib incident all over again
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
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