It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
I almost spit out my drink. But only almost, because it was vodka. And you don't spit out vodka.
The highlight was when a stranger was nose to nose with you threatening to kick ur ass, and you said "Is that your real face? Stopped him dead.
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
I woke up with broken tostitos all over my bed and a snap chat of myself flipping off the camera.
I’m 37 with a career and a home and yesterday my niece set up Snapchat so I can sext with my 22 year old boyfriend/fuck buddy. Yes. Yes I’d say I need help?
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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