so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
Just so you know, my new pet parrot tried to bond sexually with me today. That is what Google told me. I'm not sure of its gender.
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
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