I have no voice and feel like lukewarm beer.
Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
Hindsight: maybe I should have included a few transitional texts in between talking about your son and my need to have sex. Do over?
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
i can feel the knowledge leaking out of my brain
replace it with alcohol - nature abhors a vacuum
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
You called me a pussy and continued to eat an entire jar of peanut butter with only your hand.
I feel like cursing someone's first born child right now. Like I wanna maleficent some bitch.
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
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