he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
pouring popcorn down my shirt before we went to the bar was the best idea ever. it was delicious and convenient.
He's basically like a fancy dildo that buys me dinner.
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
After her AA meeting, she was on the phone with her mom, and when she said, "they're making me start over with Step 1," I quietly sang, "cut a hole in the box".
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with someone crawling around my carpet for 3 hours trying to pick up spilled coke...
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with ME crawling around your carpet for 3 hours trying to save my investment.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
Apparently I thought every drink in my house needed to have a buddy so I put some vodka in each one. Long story short being wasted at work because the gatorade you brought is 60% liqour is not a great idea.
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