? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
She started doing push ups and calling me a pussy. Never set me up with your ROTC friends again.
My dinner guests were so drunk they never realized that I inadvertantly put Frosted Mini Wheats on the salad instead of crutons.
Dude before you bang that chick preheat the oven to 425 I wanna make a pizza for afties
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
Will it make you feel better if we wear the title of dysfunctional fucking roommates? It requires monogamy unless we want to bang someone together.
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
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