i'm so hungover...i might vomit in a handbag instead of selling them
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
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you know what would be perfect? if you flew in on a horse/cat holding taco bell and then you swooped me up and took me to disney world and it was magical
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
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Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
If you sleep with him I will stab you int the uterus with a pitchfork.
Prepare the pitchfork.
Oh honey. I will not JUST be drunk. I will be spring break drunk. Spectacularly hammered. It will be glorious for all watching and embarrassing for anyone that has to drag me to bed.
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
You took the receipt and ate it. You then took it out and gave it to the waitress with slobber and holes all over it.
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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