im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
you threw up in someones recycling bin and left a note apologizing. how drunk do you think you were?!
Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
I don't remember her missing an ear while we were at the bar
You should know I just got pulled aside by TSA because they found a bottle of Bud Light in my backpack... Thanks for that...
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
On the train at 650am after a night of clubbing and running away from a new zealander who was buying us beers but also licking windows
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
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