So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
I got carried to one bar. Got a piggy back ride to the next bar. I was just testing our drinking team for st pattys day to make sure they are able to handle me more drunk than that.
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
He went snooping and now he's all intimidated by my super amazing box of sexy time toys.
Please stop calling it that.
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
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