It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
Dude, I just spun my iPhone on my boner without it falling off. I belong in cirque du soleil.
How are you going to pay for strippers in Vegas when you were just begging for McDoubles?
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Def drinking wine from a 4 liter jug at 11 am. If i call you in 20 years talking about 12 steps, please trace is back to this moment.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
As you were leaving the bar you grabbed a table and when they stopped you, you said "Its cool i came in with this". They did not believe you.
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
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I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
You know.... I ordered the nipple clamps when I was drunk. But on further consideration, THANKS DRUNK ME I LIKE WHATS HAPPENING
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
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