I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
My mom make sausages for dinner...and all I could think of was your dog's penis..
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
Well we're gonna drink when we get home and I just invited the cab driver to play beer pong
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I'm going to make an art book filled with pics of me peeing in every bar bathroom I've ever been in. Dedicating it to you. You're welcome.
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
The thumbs up barstamp on my hand is mocking my hangover with its positivity.
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apparently domino's not only has a live feed of pizzas coming out of the oven, but it also has a built in smooth jazz radio station. this pizza's getting really pornographic really fast.
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
You now have a new job. Call me around 1pm everyday and make sure I've eaten something. All I've had today is dick and cheesecake.
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