We won't sleep together?
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
So you completely disappeared from my memory last night at about my 15th Jager bomb. But only you. No one else.
The couple in the apartment next to mine are both opera singers. I’m never sure if I’m hearing them banging or doing vocal warm-ups.
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
ATTENTION: just found out of have strep. if we have had sex in the past week, might wanna go to the doctor. if you plan to have sex with me in the next 20 days go buy some condoms. stupid antibiotics.
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