Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
You know, Peter Parker would not have been nearly as cool if he had gotten bitten by an ant.
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
Just wanted to let you know that I always win at "whose ex is crazier" because of you.
he stopped making out with me and said "can I make you grilled cheese? I feel like I owe YOU something"
He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
I should have considered my snorting capabilities before breaking my nose
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
He follows more cats on Instagram then he does girls.. That's how you know your boyfriend is whipped.
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
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