i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
Worst part of St. Paddy's...me drunkenly crying to a U2 cover band.
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
Just rescued a super cute pair of Gucci heels off the sorority lawn on my way to work. Things are worth two paychecks. Fuck trust fund kids.
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
Seriously considering modifying my computer case so it can dispense wine. I need to make a bunch of changes and reorganize it's guts anyway....
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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