Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
I was going to clean my house but wine sounded better
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
Peed on my phone. Dried it out in oven. Technology is both a plus and a minus.
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
I'll start choreographing the sperm rain dance now
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
Well that was the first and last time I've had to write "divorce party" on a request time off form. I'm throwing it for my mom. What is my life turning into.
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
I'm both gender and math confused
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