: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
i totally fed the cab driver fruit salad with my hands while he was driving
You skyped me last night to show me the girl passed out on your bed.
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
how is telling me how long you drunkenly fucked someone supposed to make me miss you?
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
You introduced yourself and she said "wow that's a long name" and you went "yeah well you should see my dick."
The only times we have to apologize in this friendship is when you intentionally punch me and that's only happened once so it's okay
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
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