i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
Mistake of the day: loudly discussing my gay hookups on the phone at the dmv in upstate NY... this must be what leprosy feels like
random memory from the wedding, the bartender show us how to open the windows of the hotel and pee out of them
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
Let's get the cat blown out
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
I'm not kidding, he literally jumped in the red panda exhibit. I knew this was gonna be a good birthday.
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