just heard the best thing ever: calling people's kids "fuck trophies"
So remember when i bet you that girl uses dick to validate her existence?
...yea
She's valid.
Vanilla vodka + chocolate soymilk does NOT equal an epic milkshake.
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
I'm unshowered, and since I've seen this episode of say yes to the dress, I've decided to go to the store and get a frozen pizza at 10:20 am. I'm crushing life.
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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