yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
I only knew it was midnight because i got happy new years texts while i puked outside
i just threw up a quarter into the urinal in the bathroom at the bar. everybody else stared then cheered. that drunk
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
all nice guys are gay and all hot ones are assholes
You're fat. Stop making excuses
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
And then the night went full on bisexual.
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
i woke up with a shamrock tattoo on my wrist and a fat bruise on my hipbone. please tell me its not real.
I'm hearing voices and sirens. I'm scared. I heard a manatee out there.
Randomize
