HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
all i wanna do is slam about 38 beers eat a whole pizza and wake up naked in the taco bell parking lot
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
I'm about to punish you for sending me a Snapchat of your boyfriend's morning wood
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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