i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
My mom found a condom in my purse
Correction: my mom found a used condom in my purse.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
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We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
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So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
No apologies necessary. Just give me sex and Pop Tarts, and we'll call it even.
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
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