Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
You answered the door when the cops arrived with a beer in one hand and a pillowcase over your head yelling "GAGA, OOH LA LA!"
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
You were visibly distraught that my boyfriend and I didn't have sex in your bed. You forced us to take your condoms.
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
i am craving dick and cupcakes
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