You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
He came into the hospital yelling "HEY EVERYBODY! REMEMBER ME?"
I was puzzled last night that there were shots waiting for us when we got there. Just read my messages and saw you were ordering from the bar via texts.
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
And I was chasing apple pie moonshine (provided by cops) with bud light limeys. In a golf cart, wearing a tiara.
Me and the cabbie are stopping on the way at a sit down restaurant to eat. My life is so sad.
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
but seriously, if you see a redhead running down the street tonight in a carrot costume, call 911. He's tripping hard.
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
he took a fucking pitcher of koolaid and vodka to the bath with him... i wake up from my blackout to his roomate screaming cause he spilled it and passed out in the middle of a blood red tub. she thought he killed himself. jesus christ its only the first day of break and i already regret coming home
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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