he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
I have to start avoiding pregnant women. This is getting out of hand.
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
I wasn't sure if "you're even prettier in the dark" was a compliment. Hmm.
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
You don't understand, we were on a waffle house. Both of us were absolutely certain we passed out at his place then BAM! Waffle house.
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
I have aggressive nipples.
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
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