I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.
Remind me that when I'm pregnant, I should NOT post vaginal dilation updates on my facebook. Ever.
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
Just found a wrench in the washing machine. Sooo not doing your laundry anymore.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
Let's get drunk and put things on the grill that have no right to be there.
Happy birthday, America.
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
His exact words were "Can I meet your vagina?" I kept wondering if he was going to try to shake hands with it...
He somehow always manages to get me naked within 5 minutes of being together. It's like fucking witchcraft.
11:30 you texted me saying he was on his way. 11:37 you said, "Oh my God that was terrible."
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
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