I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
Something growled at me in your dark backyard last nt. Hoping it was my landwalking laser sharks and not Andy.
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you know you were refereeing rock paper scissors for who got to make out with your sister right?
god is playing jersey shore on new years on purpose. he wants me to play drinking games and die. i wish he knew how serious this is.
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
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Um please remind me to tell you what happened tonight. It involves wine, pain killers and firing a handgun in our apartment. Legit might be hiding from the cops this weekend.
I'm watching my cat lick a used condom wrapper on my nightstand and I'm too hungover to move and do anything about it. Tequila Tuesdays can not be a thing.
My apartment smells like a lavender field inside of a giant bong.
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
Just watched someone fail a field sobriety test. Miserably. At 4:50p. I think it's my future husband
God bless him
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