Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
You know how most people would take your keys when they don't want you to leave a party? Those 2 girls aren't most people. They took my pants instead.
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
in the middle of telling this chick to sober up i was shotgunning beers. im gonna be ab awsome nurse.
Typically a man doesn't buy a woman a drink in hopes of her laughing at his penis, but no one said I was normal.
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
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