You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
I want to jerk off but my dog won't leave me alone. It's the most depressing cock block ever.
I can only name 15 people I've had sex with - can I just start claiming that as my sex number?
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
Everything is fine, it's not hung over in here at all\n\n*Narrator* *but in fact everything was not fine*
Sunburned by dick at the nude beach. Bad. She tried to blow me. But. I. Just. Can't. Saddest day of my life.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
no dude he sent me cemetery flowers, i know it. they are half dried out roses in the shape of a cross, seriously. and he is not religious. so he robbed a freaking grave site for me. am i like an accessory to grave robbing now??
damnit this is what you get for dating guys with neck tattoos
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
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