hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
Apparently she saw two women get in a slapping match over a comforter at target yesterday. She said it was awesome. Clearly I take after her.
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
Literally every boy I've dated is now in a somewhat successful band. My vagina has obviously been blessed by the rock gods.
Please let me buy the coffee, all my assets are in starbucks gift cards
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
She was sitting on the couch in his tux jacket...no pants, eating cold vegetable lasagna. Yet I'm the weirdo?
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