HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
I put my bosses number in my phone as "Do not call," I shouldve known my drunk curiosity would overcome any desire I had to keep my job.
again?
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
Yeah! I was just fired because there was an over hire and the new girl is hotter than me. Seeing as how the new girl is my baby sister I think punching my manager is excusable.
Hey you remember last Super Bowl when I sent you a pic of my testicles? Memories...
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
Speeding home on my break at work because I forgot to grab my Percocets that I have because getting through work sober's too hard
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
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