We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
He asked if he could pull one of my teeth "to remember me by"
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
My pants zipper is stuck halfway down. I have to interview an intern later. This day is gonna be amazing,
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
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