Take 3 tylenol pms and try to whack off before you pass out. It's impossible.
I've blown a few things in my day
I owe all of my success to double stuf oreos and weed.
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
I didn't think this needed to be said, but our sexts are an emoji free zone
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
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