You're completely useless in the revolution.
I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
I've eaten ice cream, mentos, an extreme gulp and swedish fish today. i feel like diabetes. the actual disease not a person with it.
There's limited edition cherry vanilla nyquil. It's like they know how much I hate myself and they're giving me a consolation prize.
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So instead of getting the if-you-hurt-my-little-girl-youre-dead talk, i got the alcohol-is-our-friend talk, i like her dad already
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
Parents weekend was a success.
Yeah, I guess so if you consider being arrested and having your parents bail you out a success...
Bail could have come out of your pocket so yes, I think we were financially responsible this weekend.
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
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He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
Thank you for deleting me from Instagram. Also, I'm carrying your child. Happy new year!
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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