Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
We were done making out and had been asleep for a hour. I felt him put his hand on my butt. Then I farted.
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
He kept humping my leg and whispering "dont worry, thats my phone not my penis"
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
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