Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
apparently farting at a cop is considered assault.
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
MY DAD KEEPS LIKING PORN LINKS/ALBUMS ON FACEBOOK AND THEY ALL SHOW UP IN MY NEWSFEED
Then you got drunk and shit in her car. Nothing before that matters. She isn’t calling you back.
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
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