I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
He's the equivalent of a body pillow and a dildo. But still funny. We have good pillow talk.
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
I just had a great idea for an etsy shop. Sell all the shit bitches leave from one nighters
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
It's not even 8:30a, wine glass is broken, there's sugar everywhere, and your mom just asked me what MILF means.
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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