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So I just saw a commercial for tickle me Elmo furry gloves. And I thought hmm I bet I could jerk off with those. Is that a sign of deepseated charachter issues?
Sorry I tried to blow your roommate in your room. I felt more at home there.
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
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Almost made out with Amanda but I told her "I'm in a committed fake lesbian relationship with Laura. I can't."
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
Like you know your sex life is in a downward spiral when your best friend offers to sext you from Ireland
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
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Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
Way to fucking accidentally drunk dial me while you're talking to and buying other girls drinks. Don't call me.
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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