As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
I will now refer to my life as before and after I used Astroglide for the first time
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
Why do I have the 4 of hearts in my bra?
Haha we got sick of drinking on 4 is for whores so we stole the cards...I woke up with three of them in mine
drunken problem solving at its finest
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
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