Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
Our whole friendship has just been time foreshadowing my dick in your mouth.
Too drunk to talk to museum staff. So much for proper wednesdays
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
I slept with someone shorter than me. My vagina weeps.
You fool.
Yeah, surprised you made it on time this morning. Remarkable, considering 2 hours ago you were pretending to be talking window curtains.
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
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