what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
he had to chose between the booze and condoms
what did he choose?
the booze, then looked at me and said, plan b is free right?
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
Just so you're aware, tomorrow is "Slow Clap when you see Mike" day.
Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
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