I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
You can duct tape yourself to me so we dont lose you and you dont have to celebrate your birthday alone
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Also, my drunkenly packed sleepover kit consisted of a singular sock, my uncharged laptop, and a pack of post-it notes.
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
Judging by the garbled spelling in the calendar reminders in my phone, drunk me really wanted sober me to take a pregnancy test today.
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
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I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
It's 4/20 and I spent the morning in the gym and am working later tonight. I don't even have any weed. Why am I adult-ing again?
Listen, I just paid for a hotel room, so I didn't have to have sex in his car. I'm adulting successfully.
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
I'm gonna invite every single tinder date I've had to my birthday. Let them fight, battle Royale style. The winner gets to fuck me. \n\nBest. Birthday. Ever
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
Randomize