just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
if only i could text you this smell
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
i left because you were standing at the top of the stairs throwing shot glasses and bottles full of alcohol at me and yelling JAGERBOMBS
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
Congratulations, you have turned my vagina into a garden hose.
After I asked for my 6th Gin & Tonic, the look on the flight attendant's face started to make me feel bad about myself.
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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