Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
i guess i had fun last thursday night because when i got on the drunk bus this thursday night everyone immediatley started chanting my name and telling me to do a bus flip
whats a bus flip?
idk but apparently i invented it
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
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Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
Got high and weighed everything in the house. My head is 16.2 pounds. Is that ok?
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
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My dad just accidentally taught me how to make fake IDs. I love my life.
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
I maxed out my credit card last night on powdered donuts and beef jerky
Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
I woke up with a pillow, shampoo and a plant in my fridge. Eggs in the toilet, and I was wearing three pairs of girls underwear. What happened last night
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