do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
I might scale it back and go as an investment banker. Which is the exact same costume as James Bond on LSD. I just introduce myself differently.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
Hostess is going out of business we'll never survive the apocalypse
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
And I broke things off with Justin last night. Except I texted him while he was asleep and then I was like well, that's probably not what he wants to wake up to, so I sent him a picture of the coconut I microwaved and caught on fire when I was really high one time.
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