your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
so i was supposed to be to work at 8..but its 9:15 and im currently standing stoned in the middle of holiday...with a bag with three doughnuts, two redbulls, and a slim jim..
god i miss watching you do this...
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
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Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
Just realized I'm going to have to make you sign a non-disclosure agreement before my wedding.
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
I appreciate you letting me know that the bird died but why didn't you do something about the corpse? or at least give me a heads up that it was still in the cage..Jesus
you have no idea how hungover I am. I can't deal with death right now.
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
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But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
Let’s be real here. NOTHING says Real Adulting like rolling a J on your line of credit paperwork.
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