I'm not sure which is more depressing, the fact that the hospital is making me put together a living will before surgery, or that all i'll be leaving behind is 25k in student loan debt
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
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Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
My parents just told me that if I stop drinking I could do something great with my life...
They obliviously haven't seen you dance on top of a pool table then
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
I have a present for you
Like a legit gift, not just me showing up and getting naked
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
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I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
found one of my socks in the dishwsaher... xanax
you put your dick on my shoulder this morning like it was a fucking parrot
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
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