at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
I feel like I'm in dance class right now
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
someone wrote "the short drunk lives here" on our door. i already have a reputation
She tried to cook Velveeta IN the oven on clean mode.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
I'm trying to imagine how upset he was when he realized that he had been cockblocked by a picture of a sloth and I am drawing indescribable pleasure from it.
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
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