oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
He was carrying a rolled up carpet saying he was saving it for tomorrow's Walk of Fame.
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
Can I color on your dick again?
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
I think vodka/water/skittles totally beats your crystal light mimosas
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
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