it's like iHOP with fire
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
Dude. Get me out of here. I'm surrounded by glitter-faced 40 year olds in halter tops. The desperation here is so thick you can taste it.
michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
She didn't complain to the library attendant about us being too loud. She complained after you grabbed her highlighter off the table to stir vodka into your tumbler with.
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
the universe is starting to freak me out.. ive now had sex with 3 people who were born on the same day..
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
He wants to play improv games now whenever he gets drunk. Sometimes I just do not have the energy for that kind of a thing
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