FYI... At my funeral, it will be your job to throw yourself dramatically onto my casket.
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
next person that tells me Facebook is a professional tool is getting kicked in the teeth.
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
Come help me clean and have sexual intercourse with me
Bring breadsticks
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
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