Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
apparently i traded the tiffany necklace my mom bought me for 2 shots and next in line for beer pong at the frat.
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
Apparently as she was dragging me out of the club, I was clinching onto this european guy screaming at Jenna: that's the 12th time you've cockblocked me tonight
People are yelling about how much they want you here.
I'm going to change, vomit up my mexican food to save the trouble later, and then come meet you. Thrilled.
We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
I just recognized Courtney in a crowded Trader Joe's solely by seeing her ass. In other news, I survived the first round of layoffs today.
I'm not sure which feat is more impressive...
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
I've been continuously high for the last 48 hours, and just broke my 4th vibrator. Coincidence? FIND ME A MAN I BEG OF YOU.
If I die write a nice eulogy and bury me with my star wars bobbleheads
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