I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
Nothin says happy bday jesus like a shot with your loved ones.
I love my roommate; her alcohol problem, her proclivity for passing out on the living room couch, and her fucking awesome size d tits that can never remain clothed. Craigslist jackpot.
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
Got hit on by the cable guy. Solid 9. Think Orlando Bloom with a glorious curly mullet.
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
I'm still drunk dear. I just woke up 3 feet from the front door with 20 dollars worth of taco bell in my hands.
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
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