i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
When I told her that her boyfriend was making out with another chick, all she said was "which one"
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i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
She's just so happy...and so naked.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
Nothing motivates a person to clean their apartment like puking up cheese ravioli beer-tequila chicken wings for eight hours.
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That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
I'm discussing Magic Mike with my mom and totally get why she thinks I'm gay.
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
Well my normal tinder strategy of "Will I have sex with her when I'm sober" has been paying off
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