Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
i woke up to find out i shared my bed with a full, open can of natty light last night and didnt spill it. then i drank it for breakfast.
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
Tempting. But I already used the alcohol poisoning excuse at work this month. No way he would believe it a second time...
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and then he started using my ass as a stressball
last nights episode of shot friends brought to you by polish vodka and flamingo baseball. pickles cure hangovers.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
you didn't want to pay for the shots so you negotiated with the bartenders. Apparently 1 shot is worth 5 seconds of motor-boating you.
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
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So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
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