I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
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A "Tom-vomit" is when you puke but cough as it comes up, so you close you mouth as a natural reaction and the vomit is jet-propelled out your noise.
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
I broke a glass at the bar and ended up with blood on my forehead. I apparently kept screaming BLOOD like the little boy in that YouTube video.
When he couldn't get it up, he handed me a beer, put his clothes back on, and said "try again tomorrow."
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
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He ain't mine yet. Gotta have a third date before I pee on him and mark territory.
Oh. Wait. That happened on the second date.
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
He dicked me, fed me creme brulee, and didn’t make a big deal out of me causing a flood to come outta my vagina
Marry him NOW
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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