So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
You asked me to be the big spoon, when you passed out on the stairs
i want you to know that after i type the word "your" , vagina is next on my auto correct text
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
The only thing you accomplished yesterday was dry humping me on the floor of my work place WHILE I was working.
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
WHY DID I INFORM THE ENTIRE BATHROOM I DONT HAVE AN STD?!?!?!!
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
A girl just managed to steal a whole gallon of ice cream. I'm letting her go because that is impressive.
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